Last week one of my neighbors went on a date, and
after the date he came to the local watering hole we call our club lounge to
re-cap the evening. While I thought it was lovely that my 70 something neighbor
was still actively pursuing love, his responses to my questions were a bit
startling. I asked him if he could see himself really with the lady and he replied,
"she’s taking too long." I asked “taking too long for what?” He said
"she was taking too long to sleep with me." I was taken aback… Not
only was he very clear about his intentions, he backed his claim by stating
that he only has about 12 years left of life so that means he needed to get in
and out. He was dead set on having as much fun as he could in the limited amount of time he had
left on earth. There was so much running through my mind after this
conversation… I seriously was talking to a 70-year-old bachelor. This man
clearly had no intentions on settling down and making anyone a wife. He decided
to spend his last days having fun with the ladies of his choice.
